REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet

Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much

Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses

Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know

Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores

Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD

Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho

Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long

Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner

Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills

Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded

Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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